the priorities of moving house …
26 01 2011Comments : Leave a Comment »
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DoS attack
13 01 2011I was sent this picture & just had to share – good overview of a basic dos attack (syn flood).
Legit: shows a normal 3-way handshake SYN – SYN/ACK – ACK
DoS: shows what happens when the SYN/ACK is not answered with an ACK by the initiating connection – as it says, repeat this 1000 times at once and the destination server ends up using all its resources with half open connections.
Not as effective these days as even most cheap home adsl routers have syn flood / DoS protection – but I thought the graphic example was awesome
Click on the picture for a larger size ….
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Desperate Pandora Employees Scrambling To Find Song Area Man Likes
18 08 2010I am an avid listener of pandora, it was interesting to read how their staff tirelessly try to please their listeners
OAKLAND, CA—The headquarters of personalized online music provider Pandora remained in a state of chaos Thursday as frantic workers struggled to find a song that 32-year-old Boston subscriber Dave Lipton would enjoy.
Pandora, which allows users to create virtual radio stations according to their individual tastes, confirmed its employees had spent most of the day rummaging desperately through the miles of shelves in the company’s massive 700,000-CD storage facility in search of a track to appease the increasingly fickle Lipton.
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BACKTRACK VS WINDOWS
27 07 2010HAHAHA – in the same format as the iPhone4 vs EVO vid.
BACKTRACK VS WINDOWS
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i need an iphone4 – iPhone4 vs HTC Evo
7 07 2010Funny as F*($ – as you may guess its possibly NSFW:
Thanks to Al for the video
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geeks from the nerds from the dorks
10 06 2010Which one are you ? or does it depend on the day ?
Geek vs. Nerd vs. Dork
Fictional Differences Expressed in Terms of Everyday Items
| GEEK | NERD | DORK | |
| Chief Cell-Phone Concern | Does it have BlueTooth? | Does it play games? | Who would I call? |
| Mantra | Can we fix it? Yes we can! | The meek shall inherit the earth | Where’s the remote? |
| Dream Job(s) | Nasa/ILM/Google | Wizards of the Coast/Marvel Comics | ‘American Idol’ Archivist |
| Uniform | Jeans and Ironic T | Penny loafers and Acne | Whatever Mom wants |
| Starter Apartment Furniture | Computer Desk | Kitchen Table for D&D | Starter Apartment? |
| Favorite Sport | Robot Wars | Captain Kirk Drinking Game | Handheld video poker |
| Playlists | Knight Rider/A-Team Mashups | Lord of the Rings/Star Wars Soundtracks | 139.5 ‘Best Hits of Today, Tomorrow, and Beyond!!!’ |
| Favorite Childhood Toy | Legos | Superhero doll action-figure | Own snot |
| Boner Worthy | API Documentation | Babylon 5 Marathon | Bra section in the JCPenny Catalogue |
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